So, last night, I was really tired. I was so tired I was asleep. I was dreaming that I was watching Shannon play a video game. But he wanted me to design him a level. So, he handed me the control, I was pretty tired, but I got started. Then I realized I had to pee. So I handed dream Shannon the controller, but then real me got up and fumbled to the restroom. It was completely dark, I made it to the bathroom, bud didn't want to turn a light on. On my way to the toilet, I walked into the vanity. Then I made it. I peed and it was time to go back to bed. Still, not lights on. So I waddled to the door put my right foot through and then smashed my head into the door! Really freakin' hard! It woke Shannon up. I said something, felt my head to check for blood (as is customarily done), found none, and then walked to bed, being very cautious not to smack the back of my head on the headboard (which I've done before).
Shannon asked if I was okay, I said it hurt and said said "Oh, I am bleeding." I could feel the blood circle around my eye. So I got back up, put a light on and used a wet washcloth to clean up the little bit of blood that came out of my new cut. I went back to bed with my new washcloth buddy and started to laugh.
I mean really, I walked into a door. I hit my head SO many times. It's pretty ridiculous.
Now, the skin between my left eye and left eyebrow is cut and a bit swollen. But my bangs hide it so no one will likely notice. It doesn't hurt any more. But it's still pretty funny.
6 comments:
only my sister....
The good news is that the peeing should subside soon! At least it did for me... the bad news is that it comes back again at the end...
I can live with the peeing (although wouldn't mind it calming down). But I need to be more careful. I don't think my balance is going to improve in the next 6.5 months.
OH MY GOSH! Would you PLEASE STOP hitting yourself in the HEAD!!! from 13 months old that was your favorite boo boo happenin spot. STOP IT! I'm buying you a helmet for Christmas! NO For Halloween (its sooner) Until then wear a towel or something wrapped around your knoggin please.
I love you preggers
you might want to think about night lights. That's why dave and I leave a few low lights on at night. When you get old you have to get up and pee a lot too. R in gc
The biggest problem with a helmet would be my hair. I'd look pretty crummy most/all of the time.
The biggest problem with a night light is Shannon. He can't stand lights on when he's trying to sleep at night. I do have a solution though, I will grab my phone and use it as a flash light. It's always right next to the bed anyways.
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