I have to pee a lot lately. And it isn't just during the day. It's at night too. No, I haven't wet the bed. But I do have to get up around 3am to go pee.
So, last night, I was really tired. I was so tired I was asleep. I was dreaming that I was watching Shannon play a video game. But he wanted me to design him a level. So, he handed me the control, I was pretty tired, but I got started. Then I realized I had to pee. So I handed dream Shannon the controller, but then real me got up and fumbled to the restroom. It was completely dark, I made it to the bathroom, bud didn't want to turn a light on. On my way to the toilet, I walked into the vanity. Then I made it. I peed and it was time to go back to bed. Still, not lights on. So I waddled to the door put my right foot through and then smashed my head into the door! Really freakin' hard! It woke Shannon up. I said something, felt my head to check for blood (as is customarily done), found none, and then walked to bed, being very cautious not to smack the back of my head on the headboard (which I've done before).
Shannon asked if I was okay, I said it hurt and said said "Oh, I am bleeding." I could feel the blood circle around my eye. So I got back up, put a light on and used a wet washcloth to clean up the little bit of blood that came out of my new cut. I went back to bed with my new washcloth buddy and started to laugh.
I mean really, I walked into a door. I hit my head SO many times. It's pretty ridiculous.
Now, the skin between my left eye and left eyebrow is cut and a bit swollen. But my bangs hide it so no one will likely notice. It doesn't hurt any more. But it's still pretty funny.