Mad Libs

For Christmas Shannon bought me a Mad Libs daily calendar. Sometimes their funny, sometimes their not. Here are two good ones.

Newspaper Ads

FOR SALE: This crunchy car is in sweet condition. It was formerly owned by a small schoolteacher who always drove it quickly. There is a cinnamon food in the back seat and a chrome bowl on the hood.

I put the words I actually chose in italics. It is kinda fun when it somewhat works out. Here's another one.

Moving

Once, I was thinking about moving, but I was moving. Then a gray friend told me that "an expiring stone gathers no team," and then I realized that it was a fast idea.

You can play with Mad Libs on-line here and here.